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Anonymous

Lanky is a poor man’s Manky Kong. Manky Kong’s rich, layered characterization was the reason I have a Manky Kong tattoo on my inner thigh. Under it? Comic sans lettering that reads “Fuck it. I’mma be me.” Manky Kong embodies a carefree individualism that inspires me on a daily basis.

At my nephew’s funeral I was “escorted” from the cemetery premises because my “drunken yelping” about Manky Kong was apparently “highly inappropriate” and “disrespectful”. My nephew was a Lanky Kong fan. A fan of that fucking circus reject. Sure my nephew passed far too young but Manky Kong said it best in my Manky Kong fanfic, “From the Treetops I Watch the World Scream: Part 1”, when he dryly uttered, “Burn in hell, chimp. Burn in hell.”

dandere
Tsundere

Which -dere do you think I am?

wessasaurus-rex:

psycho-chi:

Tsundere - Hostile outside, loving on the inside

Yandere - Sweet outside, obsessive and psychotic inside

Kuudere - Silent/cool, turns loving afterwards

Dandere - Usually quiet until the right person comes along


Kamidere - Just like tsundere but has a god-like complex

Dorodere - Sweet outside, messed up and disturbed inside

Deredere - Loving and affectionate

Himedere- Just like tsundere, but princess-like

TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME 

but i have one last trick in my sleeve

but i have one last trick in my sleeve

0rdi:

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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